The aroma was the first thing to truly break Melvin Gordon. A cloying, inescapable blanket of sickly sweet chocolate and vanilla, the kind that promised childhood joy but delivered adult despair. It oozed from every crevice, clung to his clothes, seeped into his very pores, and tasted like regret on his tongue even when he hadn't eaten a single bite.
Melvin lived on the Tootsie Roll floor, deep within the pulsating heart of the Mars Inc. building. Not a Tootsie Roll floor, mind you, but the Tootsie Roll floor. A shifting, viscous sea of dark brown, kept perpetually warm by the ambient heat of unseen machinery, bubbling gently in vast vats, flowing in slow, sticky rivers, and occasionally solidifying into treacherous, chewable islands under the hum of industrial fans. Every step was a battle, a laborious thwuck as his foot pulled free from the yielding mass, scattering flecks of hardened sugar like grotesque dandruff.
It had all started, as absurd things often do, with paperwork. Precisely, papers served by a grim-faced man in a surprisingly formal suit from the United Jewish Appeal. Melvin, confused, had assumed it was a particularly aggressive pledge drive. He’d signed, just to make the man go away, scrawling his name beneath a paragraph he hadn't bothered to read, something about "perpetual commitment" and "unwavering adherence to communal directives."
Turns out, "unwavering adherence" meant eternal servitude on the Tootsie Roll floor. And "communal directives" meant he was now the designated quarry for Bernard D. Rubin.
Bernard D. Rubin was not a large man, but he moved with a disturbing nimbleness through the viscous landscape. He wore a dark, oil-stained apron over his clothes, and his eyes, perpetually narrowed, scanned the horizon with the cold, practiced gaze of a predator. In his hands, he wielded a long, gleaming gaff, tipped with a sticky, reinforced net that looked suspiciously like it had been repurposed from a giant candy-pulling machine.
The hunt was relentless, a macabre ballet of despair and determination. Melvin knew the floor's treacherous currents, the deep pockets of semi-liquid goo, the treacherous slopes of cooling Tootsie Roll that could solidify into impassable walls or crumble into sticky avalanches. He’d learned to hide amidst the massive, dormant rollers, to cling to the underside of the dripping pipes that fed the sweet river, to burrow into cooling vats whose contents were still malleable enough to offer temporary concealment.
His diet was, exclusively, Tootsie Rolls. Melted, hard, fresh off the line, solidified in ancient cracks – they were his only sustenance. His teeth were permanently coated, his dreams a kaleidoscope of brown and black wrappers, his very being infused with the sickly-sweet essence he’d come to despise more than anything.
Rubin, too, seemed to exist solely for the hunt. He never spoke, only the methodical thwuck-thwuck-thwuck of his gaff pulling free from the Tootsie Roll mass, a sound that sent shivers of primal fear down Melvin’s spine. Sometimes, Melvin would catch a glimpse of him – a dark silhouette against the low-slung industrial lights, his net glinting, his head cocked as if listening to the very currents of the chocolate river.
Why was Rubin hunting him? Melvin had asked, screaming the question into the syrupy air during one particularly close call. Rubin had only paused, his eyes unblinking, before swiping the gaff inches from Melvin’s face, the sticky net tearing a piece from his sleeve. The UJA papers hadn't specified. It was just the condition of his eternal existence. Perhaps Rubin was under a similar, terrible decree – the hunter bound as surely as the hunted.
Days bled into weeks, weeks into months, and months into an indistinguishable, sugary eternity. Melvin had long since lost track of time, of the outside world, of who he once was before the UJA had signed away his freedom. His hair was matted with Tootsie Roll dust, his clothes stiff and permanently stained. He moved like a ghost, a brown wraith haunting the endless, sweet factory floor.
One Tuesday, or what felt like a Tuesday, Melvin lay in a shallow depression, his body aching, the familiar cloying scent thick in his nostrils. He heard it then, the rhythmic thwuck-thwuck-thwuck, closer than it had been in days. Rubin was near. Melvin didn't have the energy to run immediately. He closed his eyes, picturing the grim face, the unwavering gaze.
He knew what would happen if Rubin caught him. Not death, no, that would be too simple, too merciful. The papers didn't allow for death. He would be... reset. Scooped up, perhaps, and deposited back at a designated starting point, his memory of the capture wiped clean, only the persistent, low-level dread remaining. Or perhaps he'd be forced into some form of public Tootsie Roll consumption, a grotesque performance for unseen spectators. The UJA had a flair for the dramatically punitive.
Melvin sighed, a sticky, chocolate-laced breath. He had to move. He would always have to move. His life, a single Tootsie Roll, forever unpeeled, forever pursued across an endless, sweet, brown plain.
He pushed himself up, the sticky mass groaning in protest. He heard Rubin’s gaff scrape against a nearby vat. Melvin took a step, then another, the familiar thwuck echoing in the cavernous space. then another, the familiar thwuck echoing in the cavernous space. Each movement was a Herculean effort, a battle against the viscous, clinging earth. His legs, permanently coated in a thin, hard shell of dried chocolate, felt like leaden stumps.
Rubin's breathing, a low, steady hiss, was now audible, closer than Melvin liked. He risked a glance over his shoulder. Bernard D. Rubin, a silhouette against the distant, hazy glow of what might be a conveyor belt, was indeed there, his gaff poised like a spear. He wasn't running, but moving with that unnerving, deliberate gait, closing the distance with every precise, powerful pull of his tool. The net at the end of the gaff, now visible in the dim light, was surprisingly clean, as if constantly being scraped free of the adhering Tootsie Roll, ready for its next catch.
Melvin plunged forward, aiming for a cluster of abandoned, empty drums that jutted like dark, cylindrical islands from the brown tide. They were too far, he knew, but the instinct to flee was a burning ember in his chest, stoked by years of relentless pursuit. He slipped, his foot catching on a half-submerged lump of hardened caramel, sending him sprawling face-first into a warmer, more liquid pool. The sickly sweetness filled his mouth, his nose, coated his tongue with a thick, sugary film. He spluttered, wiping his eyes with a hand that came away smeared with dark brown.
He pushed himself up again, gasping, the taste of despair mingling with the cloying chocolate. The thwuck-thwuck-thwuck was right behind him now. He heard the swish of air as the gaff passed inches from his left ear, the net closing with a soft thwip where his head had just been. He scrambled, digging his fingers into the semi-solid goo, propelling himself forward with a desperate, pathetic crawl.
He heard a low chuckle. It was the first sound Melvin had ever heard from Rubin besides his breathing and the rhythmic thwuck of the gaff. A dry, humorless sound, like stones grating together. It sent a fresh spasm of terror through Melvin. Rubin wasn't just a hunter; he was an entity, a part of this unending torment.
"Not today, Melvin," a voice rasped, startlingly close. It was dry, devoid of warmth, like the rustle of dead leaves. "Not this Tuesday."
Melvin didn't dare look back. He poured every ounce of his remaining strength into his escape. The mention of "Tuesday" was a cruel jab, a reminder of the meaningless passage of time, of the days he could no longer discern. He was just "Melvin," the "quarry," on the "Tootsie Roll floor," hunted by "Bernard D. Rubin." That was his identity, his purpose, his eternal damnation.
He reached the edge of a deep, cooling vat, its surface still shimmering faintly with residual heat. Without hesitation, Melvin plunged in, the viscous liquid engulfing him, warm and suffocating. He sank, letting the semi-liquid chocolate close over his head, the darkness providing a momentary, fragile illusion of safety. Below the surface, he could faintly hear the thwuck-thwuck-thwuck, moving on, but closer now, always closer, a promise of inevitable recapture. He wouldn't be able to stay submerged for long. He never could.
He was a Tootsie Roll, forever unpeeled, forever pursued across an endless, sweet, brown plain. And as he slowly ran out of air, he knew that soon, he would surface, and the hunt would begin anew.
The hunt continued. Forever!